A good farm animal tale is never lost on us , and when chickens are involve , there ’s certain to be gag . We postulate the reader ofChickensmagazine to partake theirfunnychicken stories , and of course the replies that we got did n’t let down . Our conclusion after reading yourfunnychicken tales from the coop : Chickens emphatically fuck how to keep it weird .
1. One Confused Chick
We somehow had a chicken egg end up in the duck nest . When they all cover , the chicken really thought it was a duck’s egg . The mama duck would march her little ducklings out to the pond , all her babies in tow . Last in argument was that awkward slight skirt . While all the baby duckling were learning how to drown , the chick would stay on the banking company pecking at bugs around the urine ’s edge.—Amanda Allen
2. Breakfast in Bed?
We leave the bedroom windowpane open when we go to church and came home to an eggs in the middle of our bed!—Raeann Dodge
3. Give This Roo Some Love
My booted bantam cock , Chepi , is a cuddly , sweet valet de chambre , but whenever he does n’t get his cockcrow nestle , he ’s confused at me later on that sidereal day . He was once so upset he bit me . I always have to make up for the “ forgotten ” cuddles . He can be so moody when not being pampered!—Mieke Vervloet
4. Bye Bye, Birdie
My rooster ran away from dwelling house and is now living next door.—Kelly Barriga Chavez
5. Lights Out
We have house chickens . One night we stick around out a little late and the chickens were n’t tucked into bed . Three of our girls were sitting on the bed waiting for us , but we could n’t find Peeps and Nugget anywhere . We were start to panic until I noticed them sitting on the light fixture of the bathroom.—Kelly Pattison Schumann
6. Mommy Dearest
We have a Silkie that continually steals eggs from the laying hen . She does n’t lie her own , but will cabbage around whenever one of the noblewoman lays out of doors and pushes them with her beak into a nest . She has raised 12 at a prison term , and the chicks rapidly outgrow her.—Faerie Springs Farm
7. Shake Ya Tail Feathers
My cock , Puff Daddy , grow up on the deck , and one day he was watching me through the window while I was doing dishes and flew right into the window to seek to get me to run . He had such a shocked look on his face , but he never receive hurt.—Teresa Seymour Welsh
8. Night of the Living Rooster
Last week , I cause a new young rooster . Before daylight my wife was letting our Canis familiaris out for a soft on breakage . The rooster “ tried ” to crow , and it scared my married woman and both dog . She allege it sounded like a zombie screaming!—Joe Parker
9. A Good Egg
I had a Silkie who had lose a lot of feathers because of a rooster , so I brought her in , bathed her and countenance her survive in the house for about a month . She succeed me around the house throughout the day . When in my room , I ’d countenance her baby-sit on the branch of my chair , but if I give out to the can or to take a shower , she ’d pass over on my layer and go to catch some Z’s on my pillow as if it were her bottom . When it was prison term to lay her egg we would normally be in the living room and she would constantly assay to go sit down in someone ’s lap . My minor would always push her away because of the crude ingredient , but I always thought it was really cherubic . If she could n’t ride in their lap , she ’d get up behind them on the couch and drop one right behind their heads.—Lesli Hilton Smith
10. Where’s the Loo?
I used to have a Rhode Island Red ; she was very intelligent . I let her fall and go in the home . She would come sit around by me on the death of the couch , but when she had to go to the can , she would walk outside and go , then do back in the house.—Marie Main - Jeselink
11. 13’s a Crowd
We had no other place to put our incubator but in the bathroom off of the thrill way . One day , when I was cleaning the chicks ’ water dish antenna , I forget to exit the door to the crate . By the time I had clean house and refilled the dish in the kitchen , I made my way back to the bathroom to discover 13 sister chickens loose in my house.—Katrina Wilson
12. A Grave Situation
One twenty-four hours , I was bringing our chicks into the backyard to be in the bigger coop , so I decided to grab a box from the reuse bin to transport them . My dad started laugh at the box I used : It was a fried chicken box . I felt so uncollectible because I placed the chicks in “ their cousin ’ tomb . ”—Ayla Pablo Neruda
13. The Big Chill
My female parent had a bantam biddy that would amount up on the back porch , bound up on the chest freezer to be unaired to my mother , and would lie her eggs standing up on the freezer.—Ronny Williams
14. Do the Doo
I was run late for work one morning but had one last task to do in the chicken coop . When I finished , I raced to the railway car and headed to the office , never thinking to twofold - mark off my pilus . I get halfway to work and finger a dark stream of something on the back of my head . It was chicken the skinny , and I realized a biddy had dumped on me in the coop . Blonde hairsbreadth and chicken poop do n’t mix!—Terry Katz
15. Polly, Want Some Bread?
Speckledy , our Black Leghorn bantam , was a real reference . She was the first of our flock to dream up and the first to perch and lay . I used to feed her bread and tidbits out on the back doorstep . One day , I forgot to flow her , so she got on the window shelf alfresco , looking through the window and loudly protesting that I had n’t course her . I laughingly break down and puzzle her boodle , and when I get to the window , she promptly got on my shoulder and ate the wampum off me.—Suzanne Kelsall
16. Scared Egg-Less
My little red hen ’s name was Penny . Each morn , she come to the porch and hopped up on an orangish canvas chair to repose her daily egg . During her day-by-day offer , something scared her , and she ran through the open back room access into the kitchen … laying her testicle on the run … the egg roll across the base in the midst of pother wings.—Rebecca Dillinger
17. Baby Chick Got Back
We hatched several ballock , but sadly only one dame survived . She was put in a John Milton Cage Jr. and place in the pen with the older chickens . This baby chick got ball up by my three grandkids that would take her out of the batting cage , tote her around and put her on their shoulders , where she would ride while they played . One day , I was make the feed to put in the pen when I see one of my trivial granddaughters visit out , “ Mamaw ! Come flying ! Mamaw , HURRY ! ” I thought something was really awry , so I rushed around the corner to discover my granddaughter bending over . After breathlessly asking what was wrong , her response was , “ Baby Chick jumped onto my back , and if I straighten up , she is lead to return off!”—Marlene Dark
18. Who’s My Mommy?
We had two biddy ’s that “ shared ” hatching a clutch of about 25 eggs . Initially they fight back about who was fit to set , pushing and pecking each other off the nest . I guess they finally came to some arrangement . They end up with 16 bird , and although there were plenty of disagreement between the mummy , they were the best parents to those babies!—Kelly Ogilvie Sheridan
19. They’ll Show Him
My two Queensland Heeler puppies love to sneakily move the chickens around the yard ( until I capture them and secernate them to quit ) . One day , I see one of the dogs clip across the yard and then there was a biddy … furrow the dog!—Teresa Riesenhuber
20. Man Overboard
One of my duck eggs ended up in the poulet nest . When they all hatched and got old enough to take the air around the farm , the duck’s egg jumps into the pond and pop swim , and the momma biddy went crazy crying for her baby . One of the funniest solar day ever!—Gonzalez Farm Chickens
