Observer # 1 : He ’s at it again .

Observer # 2 : As if he could beat us . As if he could beat the surround of the dimensional domed stadium .

Observer # 1 : I detest his nonchalance . Can we not rust him like the others ?

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Observer # 2 : So THAT ’S what happened to the others ! I ’d been depend for them .

commentator # 1 : Oh , yeah . That was me .

Observer # 2 : Did you eat the cute one ? The Melanerpes erythrocephalus ?

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Observer # 1 : Uh …

perceiver # 2 : Gorklack swear you , Brother Observer . I liked that one . She was rarefied !

Observer # 1 : Not when I was done with her .

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Observer # 2 : Sometimes I loathe the partnership press upon us by The Collective .

Observer # 1 : Oh , you protest too much , brother Observer . It ’s not that bad . I let you keep the babe creatures call by the name “ possum . ”

commentator # 2 : They died .

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beholder # 1 : But you still kept them .

percipient # 2 : Yes , until the strong-arm ace called “ odor ” became too strong for my corporal form to handle .

percipient # 1 : Yes , that sensation is rather … oh , look , our national has a burning stick again .

Observer # 2 : That is called a “ cigar . ”

percipient # 1 : Why does he enjoy them so ?

commentator # 2 : Perhaps it is of religious significance .

Observer # 1 : Ah , like the Dance Of The Fire Ants they so often perform .

Observer # 2 : Exactly . It at least halt from a mother wit of the supernatural . But see the style he dangles the … cigar … from his lips ? And how he waters invariably with such unagitated authority that his own miserable aggregation of chlorophyll - Maker will survive ?

percipient # 1 : Yes , I can see your irritation with this one . Though he does seem to have a gift of maintaining a collection .

beholder # 2 : Why did n’t you eat up this one , brother Observer ?

Observer # 1 : Too bony , brother Observer . Too bony . And he has an smell of smoking .

Observer # 2 : Speaking of “ odor , ” I opine there ’s still a decay possum baby somewhere on this post … let us exit the aperture and research it out . We ’ll cover with the water boy later .

beholder # 1 : This sound like a plan , brother Observer .

With a click and a smooth dilatation of electromagnetic force , the dimensional window closes . For a prison term .

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